Psycho Dad - hopegiving song

If I’d tell you that everything what Joe Monster says is a lie, would it be true? :)

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Bible is known as a book of many answers. In fact, it has answers on questions that you wouldn’t even think about! Chek it for yourself:

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. That would be Pharaoh’s daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he brought down the house.

This is an old anthem for all married men (do not need to write "unhappy"). Guys, it helped to survive Al Bundy, it should help you too.

Who’s that riding in the sun?
Who’s the man with the itchy gun?
Who’s the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

He sleeps with a gun but he loves his son
Killed his wife ’cos she weighed a ton. He’s Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we’re told,
Killed his wife ’cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He’s quick with a gun
And his job ain’t done.
He’s Psycho Dad

Who’s that riding in the sleigh?
Who’s that firing along the way?
Who’s roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who’s that riding across the plain?
Who’s proud ’cos his wife is slain?
Who’s the man who’s plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad